These
are some quotations i gathered from books, from the web, from things
i've heard or things i've lived through. Some are funny, some not really.
But they're all mostly true.
"Personally,
I refer to people by whatever term they would like me to use, unless
I don't like them."
TweetyFish,
as quoted on slashdot
"Actually,
FORTRAN was the language of choice for the same reason that three-legged
races are popular."